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Why are you here? Are you trying to find my secrets? Don't bother scanning this domain. There's nothing here. Really. Nothing at all. Yes indeed. Carry on. You can close this tab. I promise. No hard feelings. There's really nothing for you to see. Have I told you about this one time I was on the Logopedia server and I was uploading fonts? Yeah, good times. Probably will never happen. Oh well. Boomerang. Dolce Sport. Pro TV. Why are you still here? Just close the damn tab already... It's not so hard, press Alt+F4. Or Ctrl+W. Or just close the tab from the X button next to it. You see it? Good. Now press it. What are you doing? Why aren't you pressing it? Don't make me IP ban you. Very well..